
Will the first person to own a Vincent D'Onofrio license plate frame please step forward. Not so fast everyone but this guy.....
A Clif Bar is not a license to aimlessly stroll dirt trails. Native Americans hiked all the way across Pangea and then people with scurvy sailed over and hiked mountains to discover it from them. They quickly created restaurants, freeways, and Tivo because they were tired of walking around. The hiking is done. This blog pleads with you to return your North Face fanny packs. It also tackles other topics, because I’m not always thinking about hiking. For instance, shrimp tempura is pointless.
My wife and I are celebrating our anniversary; (I know it is an anniversary because she presented me a card with the touching phrase; 'I love you...so deal with it')
Later, we went to phase three of this process; which involved reclining in individual zero gravity chairs while we listened to bizarre music and felt the vibrations of the music through the chairs. Oddly enough, I found this especially relaxing and was about to doze off, when my wife somewhat interrupted the flow of the process by announcing; "When was the last time we went to the Bombay Cafe on Pico? We never go out for Indian food."I like this account for two reasons. One, the comic timing. And two, because I've seen the Bombay Cafe on Pico and wondered about it before. It's over there by Don Antonio's and the Arsenal Bar.